hello newgrounds friends. it seems nowadays that I make something in flash but have to make it work as an app and then it never works in flash again (for newgrounds) but if you have an android telephone there are some free things for you on google play. thank you guys.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.fakemefree

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.zombiesantafree

if you're on android I've posted up a bunch of my stuff on "Amazon Underground" which gives everything away for free (amazon will pay me roughly $30 for every one million hours of human usage).. but for you it's free free free, in case any of you maniacs wanted Die Hipster or Walking in Circles or any of my kid's books on your mobile.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_sr_mobile-apps?_encoding=UTF8&field-brandtextbin=sofake&node=2350149011

I am including an awesome picture I made sometime in 2015 of "Joseph Gobbles" since you bothered to read this bullshit.

hey sports fans. I was hoping to get a newgrounds version of this up but I just don't have the time.

in lieu of that here is the trailer, created as per usual using the power of SWIVEL.. which if you're a flash animator you should really check out (it's free thanks to the lords of newgrounds).

also if anyone has an iphone or ipad and wants to check it out, send me a coherent message and I'll send you a promo code. there's no such thing as promo codes for google play, so far as I know.

google play ... https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.zombiesanta

app store ... https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zombie-santa/id777240875?mt=8

I hope 2014 was better for you guys than it was for me. for me it was awful! (lol)

nearly finished getting this old POS back together for a newgrounds exclusive edition. 

new features will include a scoreboard to track who really has too much freetime on newgrounds and over a dozen medals to unlock, more than half of which are on the redonkulous side of the spectrum.

so I've been getting back into newgrounds. it has made me want to get some of my old stuff, which has either died off or become "app only" back in some form or another on the internet. having just converted it to the android platform, I decided it was a shame that no one really had access to walking in circles anymore. (the domain had lapsed, etc.. believe me when you sign up for the 7 year domain name thing you really think "well that's it, I'll never have to worry about that again..").. ten years later you get a few emails "hey what happened to walking in circles?"

anyway, I had to whack some stuff out of the ending to get it to fit, but I'm going to make it live shortly. I figured out the API thing, which for someone like me, should be considered a minor miracle. I have to say the medal system is cool and rewarding and a snap to setup. all thanks to newgrounds for all of these things.

at some point in the future I'm going to look into resurrecting Die Hipster from the ashes.. with medals and high scores and of course a shameful link to the ipad version. (how dare anyone try to make money off their work??)

I've come crawling back to newgrounds after discovering Swivel, which has given me new life compositing stuff in flash. It's pretty amazing after all these years to be able to actually make something complex and have some certainty that I can output a great file (and without worrying about nesting movieclips and all of those headaches involved in shooting an AVI straight out of flash)..

so anyway, I thought I'd post some of my results into the nether.