if you're on android I've posted up a bunch of my stuff on "Amazon Underground" which gives everything away for free (amazon will pay me roughly $30 for every one million hours of human usage).. but for you it's free free free, in case any of you maniacs wanted Die Hipster or Walking in Circles or any of my kid's books on your mobile.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=bl_sr_mobile-apps?_encoding=UTF8&field-brandtextbin=sofake&node=2350149011

I am including an awesome picture I made sometime in 2015 of "Joseph Gobbles" since you bothered to read this bullshit.